Words of Wisdom I want to pass on to my kids someday....I hope to add to it, as I learn new things and experience new adventures.
1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs
are not one of them!
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe
him a dollar.
4. When entrusted
with a secret, keep it
5. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of horse
6.
You only get one chance to Notice a new haircut
7. If you're staying more than
one night, unpack
8. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare
accordingly
9. Take a vacation from your phone, Internet, tv at least once a
year
10. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good
11. A handshake beats an
autograph
12. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it
13. Eat lunch
with the new kids
14. It's never too late for an apology
15. Under no
circumstances should you ask a women if she is pregnant
16. Invest in great
luggage
17. Make time for mom on your birthday, it's her special day too
18.
When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser
19. Sympathy is a crutch,
never fake a limp
20. Give credit. Take blame
21. Suck it up every now and then
22.If you've made your point, stop talking
23. Admit it when you're wrong
24.
If you offer to help, don't quit until the job is done
25. Look people in the
eyes when you thank them
26. Know at least one good joke
27. Know how to cook
at least one good meal
28. Learn to drive a stick shift
29. It's ok to go to
the movies by yourself
30. Dance with your mom and dad
31. If you don't
understand, ask before its too late
32. Be patient with airport security. They
are just doing their job
33. Don't be the talker in a movie
34. Learn to change
a tire
35. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them
36. An hour with
grandparents is an hour well spent
37. Buy the orange properties in monopoly
38. You're never too old to need mom and dad
39. If you decide to wear high
heels you are committing to keeping them on and shutting your mouth when the
pain comes
40. Your dance moves might not be the best. But making a fool of
yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone
41. Smile at strangers
42.
Make goals
43. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime